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I'm not a junior nor a deputy nor an accountant. I'm 30-nothing, tattooed, potty mouthed, OMG a girl! and an accidental Fed savant recently relocated to an undisclosed location in the Washington DC metro. I can't tell you why I understand what the Fed is saying 97% of the time, nor why I nerd out on Fed banks (except this one) but I do and you get to bask in it here on Jr Deputy Accountant, which began in October in 2008 after I viewed Zeitgeist Addendum September 11, 2008. You may recall the financial turbulence at that time. I come from the obscure fringes of the accounting industry but cannot do your taxes and you probably couldn't afford my rate if I could. As the disclaimer clearly states, nothing on this website should be taken as advice, recommendations, suggestions, threats and/or wishes. You don't want to take my advice, trust me on that. You can, however, laugh at my jokes and enjoy my funny pictures. If you want to enjoy any JDA originals on your own website, you are welcome to do so with attribution. If you don't attribute, you're a dick. Speaking of dicks, I sort of am one. I say what I feel and was fortunate to be born without the all-important censoring chip that most people have in their brains so that means you may be equal parts horrified and thrilled to read anything here. It isn't my fault things are so fucked up, I just consider myself lucky to be able to talk about it. Advertising Jr Deputy Accountant happily accepts quality advertising including (but not limited to): sponsorships contexual ads image/banner ads JDA (PR 5) boasts 5000+ subscribers and a global Alexa rank of 798,887 (448,377 in the US). The typical Jr Deputy Accountant reader is between 35 - 44 years old, female, graduate school educated, and without children. The site is regularly read by US regulatory agencies, monetary authorities, banks, financial institutions, credit unions, accounting professionals, and other business people. If you are interested in discussing an advertising partnership with this website, please contact Adrienne at jda@jrdeputyaccountant.com with your request.